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According to Moonalice legend, ancestors of the Moonalice tribe had some decent dance moves. But those moves were lost during the BC to AD changeover, and wound up in two sister tribes, the Spinners and the Hokey Pokeys. The Hokey Pokeys were never able to jump in with both feet, so they turned themselves around and went away. The Spinners, on the other hand, hit paydirt 40 years ago when one of their own started playing alphabet games with a chemistry set and sugar cubes. Her name was Terra Firma Spinner. She married a Moonalice, a bass player, moved to Laytonville, and danced happily ever after. That's why we're here.
According to Moonalice legend, some people are Discordians. For them, today is Bureflex. If you are not a Discordian, today is Saturday. We recommend that you party like it's 1929.
According to Moonalice legend, on this day in 1820 Col. Robert Johnson at 3 tomatoes on the courthouse steps in Salem, NJ. He claimed it proved that tomatoes were not poisonous. According to Hardwood, for whom tomatoes are kryptonite, Col. Johnson should have stuck to blues, because he was wrong about tomatoes.