According to Moonalice legend, the mysterious Bohemian Grove is located near Monte Rio. We've all heard tales about what happens there, but does anyone really know? Years ago, a local member of our tribe - Monte Rio Moonalice - was a starving musician on the day he saw a Bohemian Grove job listing for a Bass Player. He was all fired up by the possibility of a steady gig in his own back yard. Then he read the fine print. It said: Billionaires Only Need Apply. That's when the light turned on for Monte Rio Moonalice and he set out to earn his first billion. He has not been heard from since.