According to Moonalice legend, tonight’s poster by David Singer features the narcoleptic tribal matriarch, Narrows Moonalice, who lived in this area hundreds of years ago. Narrows taught the Fall River Moonalices how to fish with hemp bait. Not only did fish bite every time, but the full impact of the hemp passed to anyone who ate the fish. This explains why the only bait size that fishermen bought was XXXL.

According to Moonalice legend, all portraits of Narrows Moonalice - including this one - must be against a plain background. If you see a ring dance of naked nymphs surrounding Narrows in the poster, you are hallucinating.